The Fuckin' News

August 23rd, 2010

This just in today. A massive, massive, MASSIVE hurricane has just visited itself upon the residence of area man Thomas J. Puhek. Known as what neighbors refer to as "a straight up rapist", there are few tears here in the community. Children run freely through the streets in a manner that one senior citizen says "wouldn't have flown for shit with 'Thom Thumb' walkin' round the neigborhood". I'm Brian Wilson. Good night.

Shows 'n Shit

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August 28th, San Mateo: Rafa's Art Show with GO LIKE THIS, THE SINGING KNIVES, & MORE

Sept. 16th, San Francisco: The Knockout (Valencia & Mission) w/ BALTIC COUSINS (Bellingham, WA) / ANNIE BACON & HER OSHEN

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The Fucking Buckaroos were formed upon Papa Buckaroos return from the Great War in 1918. He brought back a banjo and mandolin he'd taken from a fallen Ottoman on the Western Front and immediately put together a percussion ensemble of Bulgarian midgets and wanton women. After several acts of infanticide, he picked four suitable heirs, as well as a whore to take care of them, and set out West to mold America's greatest singing family.